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- Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
- Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
- Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
- Computer: I do understand. Repeat?
- Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
- Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
- Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
- Computer: I don't understand.
- Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
- Computer: You attempt to ju-
- Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
- Computer: I do not-
- Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
- Computer: I do not-
- Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
- Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
- Hazel: Crawl.
- Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
- Hazel: Snake crawl.
- Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a mound of small rocks blocking the passageway.
- Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
- Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
- Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
- Computer: I don't understand--
- Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
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i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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(via scottsstilinski)
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YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
(via technicolordolphin)
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pour me out another cup of some Mountain Lion
Well hai there Dr. Perky ;) ;)
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”your name is Logan?, you stole my name”
(via slipintothewater)
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Beep beep. Who’s got the keys to Stiles’ jeep? Vroooooom.
Check Derek’s pants…
okay so it’s official: afterelton is the biggest sterek shipper of them all
(via sourwolves)
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Draco’s a BOSS when it comes to ships
All of Draco’s ships are now canon…. lucky basterd
Draco is one hell of a shipper.
QUICK DRACO COME TO MY FANDOM WE NEED YOU
Don’t you wish all your ships were canon like Draco’s.
Draco is the ultimate shipper lmao!
(via fuckyeahgleelove)
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Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..
Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
THIS MAN
(via starkidcorner)
